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Happy American import day (thelemmy.club)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/ausmemes@aussie.zone
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A person wearing a witch's hat and red cape says "Trick or trea—" and is interrupted by a kangaroo punching them and saying "it's Australia!"
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[–] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

We just gotta change it to " Oi, fuckin, give us some candy lollies cunt or we'll fuck your house up!" instead of trick or treat.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Shouldn't they be bumming darts not hunting candy

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Nah they do that down at the shops.

    Fun fact, if someone's coming on your property and stealing your bumpers from your ashtray, what you do is collect a few ashtrays worth of them, piss on them, let them dry and repeat for a week, then you put an ashtray of the fermented piss infused bumpers out and let them steal it, do this for a few days and they will stop.

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