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fucking French (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 74 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Fair enough. They should've installed a little speaker that went, "sacrebleu! You have run out of ze bullets!" instead. I think that would've been more noticeable than just two pops instead of three.

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  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

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