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fucking French (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 74 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Fair enough. They should've installed a little speaker that went, "sacrebleu! You have run out of ze bullets!" instead. I think that would've been more noticeable than just two pops instead of three.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

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