My autistic ass on my 10,000th chicken nugget looking at you mid-chew

i have what i call the ihop theory. when you feel this way go-to ihop and order off their lunch menu. everything about the experience will be horrible and you'll feel terrible for having paid for it. literally the next meal you have will be the best thing you had in ages and you will value every bit of it.

The Coolidge Effect, Food Edition

That's the closest thing to what I feel when I feel like this, I think.