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Old friend had me crying. He was in a customer's shitter and laid a dump so huge and solid it wouldn't flush. Wasn't flooding, just wouldn't break up and go down. So he opens the bathroom window and chunked it in their bushes.
That was 30-years ago and I have not laid such a dump to this day. I am in awe of that man.
A pocket poop knife wudda done the trick.
It appears poop knife will forever transcend all platforms lmao