But I don't like the burning!
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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Spicy food has a history, particularly in the US, of being associated with masturbation and hypersexuality. Puritans wants food as bland as possible.

Huh. So that's why.

Also, this sounds like some old school Kelloggs shit. That guy was an absolute freak.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah corn flakes were invented to bland you out of jerking it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Fun fact: Kellog was proud to say he never consummated his completely celibate marriage. Also, he had multiple intense enemas every day that blasted pressurized water against his prostate at rate of 17 gallons a minute (or slower when it was the more viscous yogurt enema).

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