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Anon dates a 19 y/o (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it's not cheating!

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