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[–] malware@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

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[–] malware@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Condolences indeed, he's still alive.

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[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it's not cheating!

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