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Anon doesn't enjoy anything (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 46 points 9 months ago

If you're a Christian and meditate 15 minutes every day, you're doing it wrong!

Unsupervised meditation will put your soul at risk of the devil's temptations!

Instead, rely on the good old cathomaxxing method: 666

  • 6 hours of mass and prayers
  • 6 hours of work in silence
  • 6 hours of ~~masturbation~~ mixed work and prayers
[-] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

All for only $666.66 in a 6 hour online course.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

And that still leaves 6 hours to, er, "spend with the kids".

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