this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like "cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top" and then asked if he'd tried them and he was like "no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them"

and I'm like "oh what were they saying, anything good?" and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like "No." and I'm really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum

thoughts?

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[–] 20 points 1 year ago

don't get me wrong if sweet stuff was up my alley I'd wolf this shit down until I looked like I've been on the receiving end of a bukakke

But also if you're a maintenance worker getting influenced by 19 year olds as per free food choices your problem is somewhere between toxic masculinity and pornbrain, not Leeroy Jenkins offering you homemade plaintains. That's a them problem

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