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do these plantains look too jizzy
(hexbear.net)
this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like "cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top" and then asked if he'd tried them and he was like "no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them"
and I'm like "oh what were they saying, anything good?" and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like "No." and I'm really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum
thoughts?
don't get me wrong if sweet stuff was up my alley I'd wolf this shit down until I looked like I've been on the receiving end of a bukakke
But also if you're a maintenance worker getting influenced by 19 year olds as per free food choices your problem is somewhere between toxic masculinity and pornbrain, not Leeroy Jenkins offering you homemade plaintains. That's a them problem