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He took it literally
(files.catbox.moe)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I always talk to the cops.
"So, interrogate here often?"
"That uniform really makes your eyes pop!"
"Wanna go to the cells, big guy?"
"I will confess if you can make me scream."