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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Zen meditation teaches us we can find inner peace no matter the situation

I actually constantly think of the scene from Street Fighter where the fat guy is being tortured ineffectively, and the one guy says "Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back pizza."

The other line that lives rent free in my head is "Quick, change the channel!"

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