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He took it literally
(files.catbox.moe)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Yes, remaining silent works, but explicitly invoking your rights is better. At any rate, don't tell the cops anything unless your lawyer tells you to.