I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.

That's what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.

I hate my computer as well. That's why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it for basic text editing.

I AM TALKING TO YOU EMACS PUT YOUR BACKUPS SOMEWHERE ELSE BY DEFAULT ALREADY I USE GIT