So, it's an almost useless dimension with misleading names? Yeah, it's a good "political compass".

That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

Javascript is compiled, just in time.

What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )