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[–] 105 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How are you defining "Obsolete" vs "Nu"?

    e.g. Brainfuck from 1993 is all the way to Nu, while D (2001) and Rust (2012) are less "Nu"?

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

    Make one for Linux distros next!!!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    By being wildly wrong you mean?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

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    Precisely. Getting people upset is the foremost technique to farm engagement on social media. Sites such as Facebook even deliberately altered their algorithms to show content that will anger readers because it works so well to keep them invested.

    Engagement bait is omnipresent and really obvious once you learn to spot it - even something as innocuous as one or two "accidental" typos in a meme to get people into the comments section.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

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    [–] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    It wouldn’t be a good compass if nobody had strong issues with it:

    1. System vs Toy is not opposed to each other. Should have been system vs abstract or useful vs toy or whatever
    2. Where LISP? Best language missing makes graph bad

    Edit: before people tell me there’s already ‘obsolete’ on the graph, no, there’s loads of obsolete languages that are still useful, and many more new languages that are either built for fun or not used for sad or good reasons.

    Edit2: I’m also halfway sure that brainfuck is older than rust (but don’t wanna look it up). But if that’s true your axis mean several things at once anyway and you should feel bad (not really though).

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    SQL isn't a toy language, it's a domain specific language.

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Curious how you decided what goes where, I'd hardly consider SQL a "Toy Lang" as opposed to a "System Lang"

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    [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    How is C or assembly obsolete when they are literally everywhere is beyond me

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

    Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    How is cobol toy wasn't it made for military?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    The only way Assembly will be obsolete is if there were no new chips processor models being created.

    Every time a new architecture or a new instruction group is announced, it has to be bootstrapped into the C compiler.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Where's Latin and Summerian? 🤔

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    ngl I'm pretty mad right now

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Why is it missing Haskell?

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    How is Lua further down along the Nu Lang axis than Go, Rust and Nim?

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I don’t get what toy lang means?

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    a lot of suspicuously missing lisps

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Was it a deliberate choice to leave JavaScript off entirely?

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Fortran is NOT obsolete you take that shit back

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is a very bad chart:

    • I don't understand what Toy Lang, Nu Lang or even System Lang mean
    • How are C and Assembly obsolete?
    • How is C++ more obsolete than D or Go?
    • PHP still powers a large portion of the internet, certainly not a "Toy Lang"
    • Why is ECMAScript here and not JavaScript?

    Downvoting.

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