I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.