High Noon recalls vodka drinks mislabeled as Celsius (thehill.com)

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High Noon is recalling some of its vodka seltzer drinks because they were mislabeled as nonalcoholic Celsius energy drinks, according to a recall notice posted Wednesday by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

High Noon is recalling two production lots of High Noon Beach Variety packs. Some of these 12-can packs have cans that are filled with High Noon vodka seltzer alcohol and are mislabeled as “CELSIUS® ASTRO VIBE™ Energy Drink, Sparkling Blue Razz Edition” with a silver top.

Setting aside that High Noon should clearly be a THC seltzer, this is the most plausible excuse for a DWI I've heard of. "But officer, I only had two energy drinks."

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anything to avoid metric ....

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm surprised it wasn't marketed as Rankine.

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