Sun worship is the best religion because

a) The Sun is right there

b) Literally all life on earth would die if it disappeared

c) It's inconceivably powerful and the only thing that prevents it from being an actual deity (for humanity) is its lack of sentience

Christian god? Fraud. Thor? Bozo. But if the 2 octillion ton fusion reactor in the sky ever tells me to bow, you bet your ass I'm gonna fall on my knees.

It's ridiculous. Obviously Odin and Thor exist because they have a day every single week. I don't recall there ever being a Jesusday.