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The CPC wants you to spice things up in the bedroom a bit. (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Missionary slander is telling on yourself that you're bad at sex

Kiss other person, stare at them lovingly, play with their clit/dick, suck their neck, hit them, choke them

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    several of those things you can even do when there's a bedsheet with a hole in it between you

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You can even celebrate CHRISTMAS through the hole!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We're dangerously close to the "Jack Skellington finds a glory hole" bit from cumtown

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    I feel like this is necessary context [CW: Meat, dude trying to fuck a computer]:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pehj6P0AhI

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