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[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

In São Paulo it was a little mini-assault.

You'd get shoved from behind, maybe bumped into from the side, while yet another guy is actually taking your shit. Extra credit if you're at a curb so you stumble.

Then everybody splits, your instinct is to turn around to see the guy who shoved you, by the time you've done that and realized what happened, your shit is goooone.

What are they doing in Paris that the mark has a chance to grab them? I guess if you're in a reasonably athletic pack of 4-5, but at that point surely there are easier targets?

I suppose people who don't watch American sports don't appreciate that there are many obese Americans who can still run 40 yards in six seconds and expertly smash you into the ground when they get there.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was almost pickpocketed in Paris when I was out late at night and stupid drunk to the point I was seeing double. I had sat down on the curb because standing wasn't great. They came up behind me and crouched down without me noticing until they made their move. I instantly went into fight mode and almost stabbed them. Super dumb but I was very drunk and it was just like instinct that they were trying to steal my knife so the only option was stab them in the face with it before they could use it to stab me. As soon as I got the knife back I had the blade open and they jumped back looking terrified like I was a wild animal about to attack, which is kind of what I felt like. Super weird experience. I think they were really just grabbing what they could and happened to get my knife instead of my wallet but being a drunk American my first instinct was kill or be killed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Why do you carry a knife in the first place?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

That story is entirely made up. A person basically unable to stand due to alcohol being able to grapple and perform knife work against a sober individual? 😂

Its just fantasy masturbation.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

You have no idea how dangerous a drunk person is even without a knife.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

because ive never been around violent drunk people. 🤣

i never said drunk people are not dangerous. I said the idea that a drunk person who admitted they could barely stand up and seeing double then goes on to tell how they managed prevent a pick pocket from stealing their knife and then attempted to stab said person is pure fantasy. welcome to the internet where people make up stories all the time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Facinating. Never mind that I've seen one trying to break into my house but fine. Alcohol is one of those things that are both a poison of the body and of the mind.

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