I think it’s fair to call the democrats the Conservative Party. The republicans are regressives, certainly. But the people plead for systemic change, and the democrats are just trying to conserve the same failed order that got us to this point.

the constitution says slavery is allowed, you just have to have a judge sign off on it first

I wipe my ass with the magic parchment

The Republicans think the constitution was written by god himself and Democrats think they can combat that with American Civil Religion.

Amazing

First of all, this shit isn't unconstitutional. That's up to the Supreme court and they seem fine with it. Second, we have the premiere bourgeois constitution. That thing isn't doing shit for me. The bill of rights we're all supposed to love is just a list of things the state can't do on your behalf.

Every time I hear democrats speak, I am reminded of the Android speech to Gohan from TAS

What a fucking loser

Famous last words.