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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th
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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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In America the family sized mayo comes in a 55 gallon barrel. That'll last for about a month.
The average family size is shrinking. I've seen my neighbors stretch 55 gallons to 6 or even 7 weeks.
The times, they are a changin'...
Ain't no folks enjoy a good ol' mayo slip'n'slide no more