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[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ICE also claims Narciso Barranco stood his ground and assaulted officers with a weedwacker when he was clearly fleeing on the video. Their claims are worth as much as the toilet paper square I wiped my ass with this morning.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Well depending on your diet, that square could have been fertilizer, so I'd say it was considerably more valuable than any claims made by ICE.

Don't undersell your own shit.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Hey, with enough will power and fed up people, an ICE agent could also be used as fertilizer.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My Christian relatives are big fans of the Bible, supposedly.

I believe there's something in there about "from dust we were made, to dust we return" (paraphrased) so it would even be biblical, as long as we dry and pulverize the fertilizer!

This is sounding better and better. I do want a much bigger garden so I can grow more of my own food...

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They won't even show their faces or credentials yet we're also supposed to take their words as gospel truth

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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