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  1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout "ICE, you are under arrest" and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

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[-] [email protected] 131 points 5 days ago

Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown

[-] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago

Or verifiably democrat or left leaning

[-] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago

or hold political memes in their phone

[-] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Ever sense I heard this meme can apparently get you denied entry to the US. I will not stop spreading it and sharing it.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Stop that! You'll get him deported.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

awh shit,i was hoping our tiananmen censorship equivalent would be better

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Now they're on to me!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

I mean the evangelical security guard last known registered as a Republican, best friend said was Republican, and spoke out openly against pro choice democrats to the extent of making a list and murdering families and injuring others was actively voiced as being left leaning by the media simply because it helps their narrative. I don't think they are looking to verify anything.

"Our intelligence reports say they are not making nuclear weapons" -i dont care, we are bombing them. "Our intelligence reports say the facilities weren't completely obliterated" -i dont care, your intelligence is fake news because it doesn't fit our narrative.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

But he had paper he printed out!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Nah, it could be a white AF looking person from Germany that shared a meme of the vice president...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He was Norwegian, and only denied entry, not kidnapped.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah. We're pretty concerned about Florida ICE killing our petit criminals on the way home.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn't picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

And your helpers and you must be white.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Eh I don't know, a ton of these kidnappers have been Hispanic and black.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I wouldn’t say a ton, but plenty, and any is too many (of any kind).

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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