1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout "ICE, you are under arrest" and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

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[–] 131 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown

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  • [–] 88 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Or verifiably democrat or left leaning

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    or hold political memes in their phone

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    I mean the evangelical security guard last known registered as a Republican, best friend said was Republican, and spoke out openly against pro choice democrats to the extent of making a list and murdering families and injuring others was actively voiced as being left leaning by the media simply because it helps their narrative. I don't think they are looking to verify anything.

    "Our intelligence reports say they are not making nuclear weapons" -i dont care, we are bombing them. "Our intelligence reports say the facilities weren't completely obliterated" -i dont care, your intelligence is fake news because it doesn't fit our narrative.

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Nah, it could be a white AF looking person from Germany that shared a meme of the vice president...

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn't picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.

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  • [+] -6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don't let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk

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    And your helpers and you must be white.

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