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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Lol a guy at a shop I worked at did this. He had already given his two weeks notice, but he got fired anyways. People were sooo pissed. Lol there weren't enough toilets for everyone who got it to use at once. I thought it was hilarious and well deserved, they actually gave me a talking to for laughing out loud about it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Question: I bring milk into the office laced with powerful psychedelics. It is clearly labeled with my name, saying “This is mine and for my consumption only. Do not drink”. Someone takes and drinks it.

    Is this illegal?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Are psychedelics legal where you live?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Depends on how the law if formulated.

    For instance technically having psychedelics wouldn't be illegal in Finland. VERY technically. Insofar that all drug crimes are defined as something being used, or being meant to be used, as an intoxicant.

    So like legally there'd theoretically be wiggle-room, since one might just have milk with psychedelics in it, without ever having any intention of consuming it, or offering any to anyone else. But it's not your problem if someone goes and eats stuff not intended for consumption.

    Obviously it would never fly, but like... technically.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok what about prescription medicine crushed up and put in the milk instead. Someone else drinks it by and they die because of an adverse reaction to the meds.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well both would obviously suffer from the fact that any reasonable person could expect someone to accidentally drink milk from the fridge. That being the reason to adulterate the milk to begin with.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Ok, but there is a sign on the milk in bold letters that clearly states the milk contains prescription medication and is intended for the recipient only. It is the only way for the person to take their prescription, and they need to take it at work. There is only one fridge.

    Someone who doesn’t speak English drinks the milk and dies.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Tragedy at the container port as a box crane operator falls asleep, shits himself and drops a container of deel straight through the hull of the Ever Given. 8 million high-end graphics cards and playstations were destroyed by seawater.

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