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Whoever made this meme may need to brush up on what a binary choice is. I think we've had enough of people voting off their nose to spite their face.
Was the NYC primary a binary choice?
We were forced to choose between Andrew Cuomo and Unrealistic Unserious Far-Left Idealism.
The Democratic Primary voters were tricked by the far-left TikTok media into electing a jihadist intifada antisemite. Now the Democratic Party needs to step in and correct the mistake they made during the primary election by sending $400 Zillion dollars to the Andrew Cuomo Fight and Deliver ballot line in the general.
Zohran Mamdani's irrational, unconceivable, unapologetic, apoplectic, apocalyptic campaign must be stopped before he ruins the perfect beautiful jewel of the East Coast that is NYC. He's threatening to open publicly run grocery stores! He wants to make the bus FREE! HE IS A THREAT TO FREE MARKET CAPITALISM THAT HAS MADE OUR COUNTRY SO GREAT!
This was not a real democratic election. It was an invasion by an insurgency of illegal socialist radicals. We cannot, in good conscious, permit this farce to continue.
That's why Curtis Silwa, Eric Adams, and Jim Walden need to step down and make way for Cuomo to run again, possibly uncontested if we can somehow disqualify Zohran from the general.
Just to let you know, I for one am very aware of the over the top tone and therefor sarcasm. I'm a bit puzzled that this isn't obvious to anybody reading your comment.
shrug
I thought my alliteration was a dead giveaway. But not everyone appreciates the finer arts.
I mean yea but you sounded so much like a bot posing as a Dem that it's hard to tell any more. Kinda crazy how what should be ridiculous crazed nonsense poised for laughs is just...normal? Expected? Depressing....yea that's the one
I know it’s not much, but I appreciated the comment & the humor.
People got their underpants in a bunch
I mean I read it as sarcasm, but let's not pretend there aren't plenty of people out there who would say that dead ass serious. Lol
I read the first line then noped, then read yours and went back, it's too good lol
Because modern reality is unserious.
Strongest “had us in the first half” game I’ve seen
Yes cause sarcasm is so easy to detect on the internet.