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    Troy Barnes: So please, approve the Dean's new security measure called "Troy's law.", because a camera in the bathroom...

    [He chokes up]

    Troy Barnes: is better than a quarter in your butt.

    Dean Pelton: As we've seen, the Ass Crack Bandit can be defeated by using the three "B"s: Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good. The bandit always gets his victims when they're alone. Bend over with friends over.

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