You'll most likely be fine. Just don't think how many people handled them before consumption.

Definitely not a savage.

Yeah you are.

I wash raspberries...then quietly eat them one by one while they are drying so they never usually even make it to the fridge

I only wash strawberries. There's no logic involved, it's just what happens. Haven't died yet.

I dunno, washing is a good opportunity to check for needles