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Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users (www.semafor.com)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] 160 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Your bank doesn't even need to know who you are.

    On a related note, Bank of America, if you're reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
    1. Saved them the trouble.
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Wow who's your butthole guy?

    Wtf is this sorcery your post says "1." but when I reply its "37."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    huh... maybe because of the period and no space? Markdown thinks it's a list item?

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