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Anon ups his fibre intake (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    There's too many beans stories and search sucks these days... I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts

    It is fun to know there's a story out there I've yet to come across though, I'm sure I'll stumble upon it someday

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Apologies friend, I'm having trouble finding it myself. But it's a longer, more elaborate version of the "this nigga eating beans" meme that really punches it up with that greentext storytelling flair. If I ever find it again, I'll post it here in your honor.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    When ChatGPT was new, I had it rewrite that story in the style of Stephen King. I remember it ended with something like, "And in that theater, some say they can still hear the sound of a fork scraping the inside of a can of beans."

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