▲ 496 ▼ I've achieved comedy! (feddit.org) submitted 1 year ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 11 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (6 children) I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 year ago If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we're not paying to pressurize the whole universe. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn't... React. The ship's main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD. Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open. You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void. You soon follow. The end./s permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago You can only open one window, and you can only do it once permalink fedilink source parent [–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* Unless you put some tarp on it I know, he didn't technically open the windows while in space, but I love that movie permalink fedilink source parent [–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago It's always a disaster to open Microsoft Windows no matter where you are permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago With their network speed it would take a lifetime for updates to complete! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 year ago If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we're not paying to pressurize the whole universe. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn't... React. The ship's main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD. Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open. You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void. You soon follow. The end./s permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago You can only open one window, and you can only do it once permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* Unless you put some tarp on it I know, he didn't technically open the windows while in space, but I love that movie permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago It's always a disaster to open Microsoft Windows no matter where you are permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago With their network speed it would take a lifetime for updates to complete! permalink fedilink source parent