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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI (futurism.com)

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Poomaster 5000 will determine your level of productivity from your crap! Think how that will benefit your betters!

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