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Anon Gets Capitalized (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Sell the people torches and pitchforks, which they promptly use to stab and char you. As they say, sell them shovels in a gold rush.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Except today, it would be a shovel that is designed to break at around 100 uses so that you have to come back to buy a new shovel every few days or so.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You rent the shovel and it's geotagged to your region.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah see, the trick is to first convince the buyers other average people are the enemy. Double the sales, none of the consequences.

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