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[–] -3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

They will lock in place and you will be gucci for 10 hours

Afterwards you just ask this 6'3 bear like guy to give you a slight kick and off the ramp you slide out like a newborn out of uterus

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So would I need up upgrade to First Class to get that kind of service?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago*

    I was kicked out of the plane in any class. I don't think this is class dependent.

    It speeds things up if you put a Burger King hat on and enact a scene out of 19th century cotton farm plantations.

    People will literally jump to fix your joints for free. Thats how much they love classic American themes

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