▲ 150 ▼ Software Terminology (lemmy.ml) submitted 1 year ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml 12 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) Each primitive has at least one Electron instance dedicated to it. The advanced version also has a locally hosted chatbot per primitive. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Or even better, a different bug! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago Software As A Surprise permalink fedilink source parent [–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago The only way to make AI less power efficient: require an instance of Electron for each GPU thread in the matrix multiplication. Suddenly there is not enough RAM on the planet and optimizing Chrome becomes the all-consuming desire of the world's wealthiest nations. permalink fedilink source parent [–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack. permalink fedilink source parent [–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) At least we still got float right... right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) Each primitive has at least one Electron instance dedicated to it. The advanced version also has a locally hosted chatbot per primitive. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Or even better, a different bug! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago Software As A Surprise permalink fedilink source parent [–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago The only way to make AI less power efficient: require an instance of Electron for each GPU thread in the matrix multiplication. Suddenly there is not enough RAM on the planet and optimizing Chrome becomes the all-consuming desire of the world's wealthiest nations. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Or even better, a different bug! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago Software As A Surprise permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Or even better, a different bug! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 point 1 year ago Software As A Surprise permalink fedilink source parent
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago The only way to make AI less power efficient: require an instance of Electron for each GPU thread in the matrix multiplication. Suddenly there is not enough RAM on the planet and optimizing Chrome becomes the all-consuming desire of the world's wealthiest nations. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) At least we still got float right... right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent
[+] CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent