Biden's office announced his illness Sunday afternoon.

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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Bro.

A chihuahua on crystal meth would do a better job than Trump.

A coma patient who doesn't wake up would do a better job than Trump.

I would say that The Devil would do a better job than Trump, but that's kind of like trying to divide by zero.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I'm satanic and so I've got it on good authority that he'd do a damn fine job. Plus free cover to his club, full nudity is permitted, full public sex is encouraged. Main talking points are all that other stuff like saving humanity, body autonomy, protection for marginalized people... and the club access and sex...

    Does Trump's plan include any of this? I rest my case. :P

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