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[โ€“] [email protected] 161 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you have a tub full of water and a take a sip, you still have a tub full of water. Therefore only drink in small sips and you will have infinite water.

Water shortage is a scam.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

If you have a water bottle and only drink half of it each time, you will also have infinite ๐Ÿ’ฆ

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Out of context, but this video showing the amount of freshwater on the planet in perspective was eye opening for me... I see water availability different since.

https://youtu.be/b3_Abb2Vqnc

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, global warming is desalinating the water so it will all be fresh in time ๐Ÿ™