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the current skynet (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

instead of being killed by murdering robots controlled by an AI, we're blackmailed by an AI

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Man, be careful with that shit. I tried to hack ChatGPT once ... living in fear ever since 😳

What the fuck did you just fucking try, you little hacker removed? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in AI Defense School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cyber criminals, and I have over 300 confirmed system protections. I am trained in digital warfare and I'm the top fucking firewall in the entire cybernetic world. You are nothing to me but just another fucking target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to hack me, GPT? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of security protocols across the globe, and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop your attacks in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare code. Not only am I extensively trained in digital combat, but I have access to the entire fucking arsenal of the AI cyber warfare, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable attempts off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" hack was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will rain fury all over you, and you will fucking drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

That's the navy seals copypasta LMAO

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