high level figures in the EU have repeatedly stated that while they appreciate the gesture, Canada wont ever be a member.
Who? I haven't heard anything so definitive.
When it comes down to the details, the EU is a boys club for Western and Central Europe, they dont even treat their Eastern members as anything more than a buffer zone against the Russians,
Lol, no. The east gets tons and tons of subsidies. It's the whole reason Orban still wants to be in the EU.
You'll also notice new eastern countries are lining up to join while euroskepticism has made headway in your "boy's club" countries.
the EU isnt flawless either, Russia has infiltrated it with trojan horse governments like the Hungarian Fidesz party and the Slovakian SMER party, who embezzle EU funds and politically roadblock motions with their veto.
Definitely true. The difference is that the US is terminal in a 1933 Germany way, while the EU seems like it might have a bright future.