this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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A pen? Foolhardiness.
Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.
i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.
Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.
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*begrudgingly slow-claps*