Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

They're not like children, they're just narcissists.

It's the attitude of: "If I do something bad to you, you should be flattered. But don't you dare do that to me!"

Nah, hit his homophobic ass with the theoretical hyper-masculine leather daddy hitting on him

creepy woman TSA agent

No need to even be creepy. If this is a white dude, just have a black agent do the same. I bet he'll be so fucking freaked out that he'll call the cops right then.

his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is

Now that's a logical fallacy.