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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Post-Bespoke: the most dangerous vampire is the modern day scientologist, whose faith is incomprehensible yet jealously guarded.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Oh, you think you can defeat me? First you're going to need a Level 12 Clear Thetan, and that'll set you back $375,000. I know that sounds like a lot but we do offer 30 year, 0% financing, which makes the monthly payment surprisingly manageable.