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[–] 7 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Wouldn't they get younger more quickly if they moved east across the much-shorter distance to the international date line?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (6 children)

    Some say that if you go to the international date line and climb over the map's edge, you'll find the secret fifth Carmel Tunnel that will take you straight to Big Math HQ. They won't let you go there easily.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Have you considered starting a cult? I feel like you might do well.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    I just need to look up a few Bible quotes out of context, make up a few math equations, put up a not at all suspicious link and an oddly specific location in the middle of nowhere, and then I'm all set.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Well, I'm sold. Just give me the details. Have you decided on a title for yourself?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Just got the Bible verses of 1:6 and 1:7 for a source of one, I also just drew a map. Big Math Co. is in there somewhere.

    I have not decided on a title for myself yet, although I'm sure I can just take a name from the Bible again. Now I just need to get all those people...

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