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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Women drown in the ocean whereas men die of thirst in the desert.

This is obviously an overgeneralization, but it matches the experience of many.

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I heard a similar analogy, men are in a desert, women in a swamp. In both cases they struggle to find drinkable water.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Oh that's good. It highlights the quality of available water.

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