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[–] 238 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.

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