▲ 1709 ▼ Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 190 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 238 points 2 years ago (20 children) And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time. permalink fedilink source hideshow 20 child comments replies: [–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 119 points 2 years ago When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it permalink fedilink source parent [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 2 years ago When they should really come out 6 feet under. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (17 children) Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 17 child comments replies: [–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (10 children) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago* (9 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent [–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 119 points 2 years ago When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 2 years ago When they should really come out 6 feet under. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (17 children) Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 17 child comments replies: [–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (10 children) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago* (9 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent [–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (10 children) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago* (9 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago* (9 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (4 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent