▲ 1708 ▼ Once-in-a-generation (lemmy.ml) submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 190 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 238 points 1 year ago (3 children) And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 119 points 1 year ago When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it permalink fedilink source parent [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago When they should really come out 6 feet under. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 child) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago (2 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent [–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 119 points 1 year ago When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago When they should really come out 6 feet under. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 child) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago (2 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent [–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 child) Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (2 children) If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children) I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago I see you're also an expert in bird law permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm starting to notice a problem... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Wait are you serious? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago I've never joked in my life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago (2 children) Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks. Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too) permalink fedilink source parent