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[-] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

What? You don't run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

There must be more join statements than column names

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