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[–] 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (17 children)

Your tongue is also super tactile. We spend most of our toddler years discovering this.

You can look at anything around you, anything, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it, even if you've never done it before. Taste, texture, residue etc.. it's quite freaky

Oh and my thighs are really good at imagining my phone just buzzed.

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  • [+] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    You can look at anything around you, anyrhing, and your brain knows exactly what it would be like to lick it

    Siri, how do I unthink a thought?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Alcohol, ridiculously large amounts of

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Weed is better for forgetting. Alcohol is better for not caring.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm going to lick everything tonight.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Yeah, if you tilt your head back and pretend you're shaking a salt shaker into your mouth, you will actually taste salt.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't taste anything. Does it matter how hard I shake it?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    When I was an adolescent, I dreamt that I performed oral sex on a woman by putting my entire head inside of her vagina. Turns out that cunnilingus is nothing like my premonition, but I certainly had the texture figured out.

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