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[–] 15 points 2 years ago*

Wasn’t worshipping a false idol considered a BAD thing?

Just don't consider it a false idol. That's the trick.

Stick your money-plated golden calf in a big box and have four old dudes carry it around on a palanquin. Then get a dozen DOGE agents to lead it in front of a government agency, blow their shofars, and pull funding until it collapses.

Boom. Straight out of the Book of Joshua, Chapter 6. Not much more holy than the Siege of Jericho.

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