Just because the two options you have to choose from are shit doesn't mean they are still both shit - it is hilarious watching you Americans cry socialism about policies that in most of the civilised world would be considered right or centre-right.

Google the definition of conservative and tell me how that changes based on what country we are talking about.

" favouring free enterprise, private ownership, and socially traditional ideas."

I'd love you to try and convince me that neoliberalism doesn't fit under the above.